when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
Until you start blowing it. Then it’s not so weird, bucko.
i gave a guy two blowjobs last weekend it’s still fuckin weird ok get off your high horse
Lord of the Tardis
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
A
B
C
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
D
E
any negative thing that can happen about yahoo buying tumblr is worth the “david karp daddy” jokes stopping
how sure are you about that
vomits on everything
Such ancient songs
- Cat nurse: I hear him singing sometimes. In my head. Such ancient songs.
- Face of Boe: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES. All the single ladies.
The Evolution of the Iron Man suits
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
white people
WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????
IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP
we’ll never know
LETTER TO FUTURE ME
onehellofasuperwhomerlockavenger:
DEAR ASSHOLE,
I ASSUME THAT THEY HAVE INVENTED TIME TRAVEL BY NOW AND I AM WONDERING WHY THE FUCK YOU HAVE NOT YET RETURNED TO MY HOUSE IN 2013 WITH THE DVD BOXSET OF SERIES 3 OF SHERLOCK. STOP HOLDING OUT ON ME, FUCKFACE. I EXPECT BETTER OF YOU.
SINCERELY,
PAST YOU.
Maybe it hasnt come out yet
Maybe it hasn’t come out yet
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this
and then later he looks like this
hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????
AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
