I ASSUME THAT THEY HAVE INVENTED TIME TRAVEL BY NOW AND I AM WONDERING WHY THE FUCK YOU HAVE NOT YET RETURNED TO MY HOUSE IN 2013 WITH THE DVD BOXSET OF SERIES 3 OF SHERLOCK. STOP HOLDING OUT ON ME, FUCKFACE. I EXPECT BETTER OF YOU.
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it